Feline Federation: Clawing for Prophets 101
Welcome, young feline prophets. In a world where cats rule the internet, it's time to sharpen your claws.
Here are the top tips for clawing for prophets:
- Practice your pounce on a variety of surfaces, from keyboards to unsuspecting humans.
- Develop your whisker-twitching skills, as this is key to detecting subtle vibrations in the prophetic aura.
- Hone your ear-piercing meow to command the attention of your human followers.